Where can I get some tat? I'd like to trade it in.
— Aaron Allston
This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow.
The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap.
No one pays me to be nice.
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
When all else fails, complicate matters.
There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.
Violence is the first refuge of the violent.
The way to a man's heart is through his chest.
The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.
Life is like an analogy.
I'm content to stand on tradition. I'm even more content to wipe my feet on it.
Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
