Modesty is not one of my virtues.
— Alan King
Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
