I think if you accept the Left's premise of a living Constitution, then you accept the Left's premise of a living America, meaning that they think that America's history is rotten.
— Andrew Breitbart
I didn't come up through the ranks of the conservative movement... I came to these revelations about my own personal politics in a realm in which those books, those ideas, the canon of conservatism, is nonexistent.
'Exculpatory' is in the eye of the beholder.
It may be a task that's so Herculean, but I think it's a worthy goal to try to open up America to individuals who just so happen to have a different skin color, that they have every right and every freedom to think what they want to think.
I love fighting back. I love finding allies, and - famously - I enjoy making enemies.
It was go-along to get-along social. It was living in Los Angeles, being young and single, and flowing with the trendy liberal crowd.
I remember thinking when I was in college that a lot of these known Chomsky-like, verbose, high-lefty thinkers made absolutely no sense, but I thought that was my problem.
I get stopped by people on the Upper West Side of Manhattan - actors, directors, people that I revere - who are closet conservatives who feel the same way but can't speak out. And they think I am fighting for them so they can come out of the closet eventually and express themselves without worrying about losing their jobs.
Whole Foods is a wonderland molded to accommodate the psyche of the socially-responsible, guilt-ridden liberal - the crunchy Kucinich capitalist.
I'm not up for changing the Tenth Amendment or the Fourteenth Amendment, the First Amendment or the Second Amendment.
The center-right alternative media has been playing a passable prevent defense, constantly saying 'That's not right' for consistently biased reporting.
I will say this: Boy, did I get lucky to work with Matt Drudge and Arianna Huffington.
Media is everything. It's everything.
I have dreams that I will reach balance in my life, and, at forty-one, I have none.
I am not as partisan as people think I am.
I'm not a huge fan of Bruce Springsteen, and it's certainly not because of his politics. I just don't like the aesthetic.
I think that 99 percent of the time, I'm jocular, lighthearted.
I think that a good portion of the 'Institutional Left' hates the building blocks of America.
Barack Obama is a radical, and we should not be afraid to say that.
I'm sick of seeing my face on television.
I have no bigger goal than to eradicate racism, to grant Americans who have a different color of skin the right to disagree against the Left's style of orthodoxy.
I love reporting stories that the Complex refuses to report.
It's almost embarrassing to go back into my liberal background because it was about as shallow a belief system as humanly possible.
I recognized... very, very early on that ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN and Fox News were dependent on The Associated Press and Reuters. So my daily intake of information is from watching the newswires.
There isn't a day when I don't look in the mirror and think, 'How in the hell did I become a conservative Republican?' It's still a weird reckoning, because it shouldn't have happened.
I love Whole Foods. I love the Austin-based boutique supermarket chain so much I find ways to go there almost every day.
I don't believe in altering the Constitution.
I want to make things equal.
I want people to have a free and open voice.
They want to portray me as crazy, unhinged, unbalanced. OK, good, fine.
There's nothing in this country that is a worse accusation - in America, if you accuse somebody of racism, that person has to disprove that.
What's in your closet, John Podesta?
I deal with gay and black conservatives who don't want to be called Uncle Toms of their politically correct Marxist multi-cultural unit structure. And they come to me saying, 'What can I do?' And I say, 'Lay low.'
You really have to do something Bruce Banner-like to me to cause me to go into my righteous indignation mode.
It would be my goal for Palin to become Oprah and be the ultimate kingmaker for twenty-odd years.
My ability to be emotive and cry... I think I'm so fearful of tapping that that I won't know how to turn it off.
I've lost friends, perhaps dozens. But I've gained hundreds, thousands - who knows? - of allies.
I love fighting for what I believe in. I love having fun while doing it.
When I started to work in Hollywood at a fairly low level delivering scripts around town, listening to AM talk radio, I at first listened to it as a novelty.
I'm a 'Saturday Night Live' guy. I'm a comedy guy. As long as they're giving it to everyone, I don't care about how low they go, most of the time.
The downside to the Whole Foods experience is that its success is driven by one of our era's more grotesque phenomena: the upwardly-mobile urban dweller, the one who wants to indulge class-conscious epicurean yearnings and save the world, too.
I would never call people that are born in this country who are from Mexico 'terror babies.'
Let me tell you this: if Marco Rubio - even though he's only been in the Senate for a very short period of time, that man has a huge, huge opportunity in this country, and I think he could be the president.
I'm fighting back against years and years and years of the cultural and the political left telling people to sit down and shut up.
I've met many journalists who impress me with their ability to play it straight. I think they're the exception to the rule.
My entire business model is to go on offense.
Just because I am paying attention to politics and culture doesn't mean that I should be talking about the health-care bill, talking about the minutiae.
Celebrity is everything in this country.
I am the political psychiatrist to the stars.
