I wish over the years I had kept my private life private and my professional life a little more professional.
— Andy Dick
I love being recognized. I love talking with - can I say 'fans'?
I used to steal a lot. But I don't do that anymore, because I believe in karma.
I've always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should have died a number of times.
I have a very dark sense of humor.
The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.
I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.
There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.
Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
I had no blood relatives till I made some.
People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.
I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.
I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay!' And the gay community says, 'Yeah right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay.' They both want to push me gay.
I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every Sunday and to Sunday school. Then I just phased out of it.
I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.
I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.
Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.
You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.
I was a bad boy as a child.
I know it's corny, but laughter is a two-way gift, and hearing people laugh just warms me through and through.
There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anything, I will do it until I ram it into the ground and it's done working for me.
I really have to edit myself - I need someone with a censor button around me all the time. I'm just a little unaware of what's deemed appropriate.
In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces.
I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.
I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.
Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!
My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.
I believed in God my whole life.
I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.
