I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever having seen one weep.
— Bette Davis
I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
I sent my flowers across the hall to Mrs Nixon but her husband remembered what a Democrat I am and sent them back.
Wave after wave of love flooded the stage and washed over me, the beginning of the one great durable romance of my life.
The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down the stairs in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Sex is God's joke on human beings.
I am just too much.
If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.
