Europe has such an expansive history.
— Bill Engvall
It's fun being Bill Engvall.
I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.
I'm a California Angels fan because that's the first game my dad took me to see, and they stuck with me.
I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and also the Galapagos - that's another one I'd like to do. I'd love to go diving in those areas. Basically, places, like, that are kind of going away, and I'd like to see them before they all become condos and high-rises.
I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time.
There's a reason God didn't give me this success in my 20s, because I'd have blown it.
Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down.
I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'
If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice guy and treat people right, good things happen.