President Obama is a utopian at heart. He wants to improve the lives of the downtrodden, which is a good thing. But, he doesn't understand that damaging the free marketplace in pursuit of 'social justice' will eventually harm those whom he wants to help. The nation's crushing debt is a tsunami brewing off shore.
— Bill O'Reilly
The measure of a decent human being is how he or she treats the defenseless.
Every book has mistakes in them, every one. There's never been a book published without mistakes.
I'm pretty busy.
I don't really shout that much.
You don't have free will when you have lung cancer.
If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush administration again.
Public misbehavior by the famous is a powerful teaching tool.
Yeah, I'm obnoxious, yeah, I cut people off, yeah, I'm rude. You know why? Because you're busy.
Dan Rather is guilty of not being skeptical enough about a story that was politically loaded.
I've been to Africa three times. All right? You can't bring Western reasoning into the culture. The same way you can't bring it into fundamental Islam.
Mr. Obama is proud of his belief that government knows best. When he told the world that individuals were not totally responsible for their personal success, that government has a major role in it, many Americans were taken aback. But Barack Obama sincerely believes that.
Folks know that while I respect Barack Obama and do not cheap-shot the president, I am very skeptical of his big government, nanny-state philosophy.
Look, I debate for a living so I don't need to learn any lessons from amateurs.
I'm not writing a Ph.D. Dissertation.
I know that Oswald killed Kennedy. Now, was he pushed? Encouraged to do it by outsiders? Possibly. Possibly. Was he sitting down with Fidel Castro? No.
They advertise on the radio for food stamps!
When I die, I don't want my demise to be used as a political rally, and that's what happened yesterday.
As the tree is bent, so it will grow.
This country is a better place because Fox News has succeeded.
You want to have two guys making out in front of your 4-year-old? It's OK with them. A guy smoking a joint, blowing the smoke into your little kid's face? OK with them. And I'm not exaggerating here. This is exactly what the secular movement stands for.
It's hard to do it because you gotta look people in the eye and tell 'em they're irresponsible and lazy. And who's gonna wanna do that? Because that's what poverty is, ladies and gentlemen. In this country, you can succeed if you get educated and work hard. Period. Period.
There comes a time when a human being has to either face evil or admit to allowing it. Abortion is legal in the United States, but it should not be celebrated or used as a political tool. Viable babies are human beings.
Many conservatives were openly angry with the Bush administration over enormous government spending and the chaos in Iraq. I don't see as much independent thinking on the left, where President Obama is rarely criticized by his acolytes.
Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch.
I'm just a loud Irish guy.
The oil companies are regulated by the federal government. They can't drill on land nor in American waters without permission from the feds. Many Republicans want to drill baby drill but what's the point if all the oil goes to China? Increased production obviously doesn't mean lower prices for us.
Jobs that cannot be delivered must never be promised. It's unfair to raise people's hopes that way.
Americans will respect your beliefs if you just keep them private.
You could put on monkeys jumping up and down and get bigger numbers than MSNBC.
Lotsa people want to hurt me. That's the price you pay for being a big mouth.
That's my advice to all homosexuals, whether they're in the Boy Scouts, or in the Army or in high school: Shut up, don't tell anybody what you do, your life will be a lot easier.
