That Mick Jagger, I feel sorry for him. After all these years he still can't get no satisfaction.
— Bruce Forsyth
I don't want to grow old gracefully. I want to put up a bit of a fight.
When I was in the business as a young performer, it was a recognised fact that when you got to 60 you were out, because there'd be a new crop of comics coming up all the time, every 10 years or so.
I am not doddery... doddery I am not!