You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
— Dane Cook
I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
I'm a late-night guy.
I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.
If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
I get so into the moment.
When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.
