Even though standup seems like one-way conversation, if you're doing it right, it's actually a two-way discussion between the comic and the audience... the audience just happens to be communicating through laughter.
— Dave Rubin
As a comedian, frankly, I don't care that much about bad jokes.
I don't like Mitt Romney. I wouldn't vote for Mitt Romney in a million years. Mitt Romney is no ally of the gay community.
You are the one who makes the choices that control your fate.
Sometimes inaction is worse than action.
I liked Rebecca Black's 'Friday.'
We voted for Obama on rhetoric of 'hope and change.' We voted for him because of some idea that he was beyond politics and certainly beyond partisanship.