I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
— Denis Leary
My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.
Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.
