Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.
— Don Rickles
Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.
My whole act is off the top of my head.
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.
I never went out looking for glory.
When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.
When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.
The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.
Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.
