I can never remember being afraid of an audience. If the audience could do better, they'd be up here on stage and I'd be out there watching them.
— Ethel Merman
I can hold a note as long as the Chase National Bank.
At a flea market I always head for the junk jewelry table first.
Cole Porter had a worldwide reputation as a sophisticate and hedonist.
Everything's coming up roses - for me.
I don't like to read. The only things I read are gossip columns. If someone gives me a book, it had better have lots of pictures.
I have plenty of invitations to go places, lots to do. If I'm not working, I go to have my hair taken care of and work at needlepoint.
I was lucky enough to have the songs in my first show written by George and Ira Gershwin. Then Cole Porter wrote five shows for me.
I wouldn't change one thing about my professional life, and I make it a point not to dwell on my mistakes.
I'll pat myself on the back and admit I have talent. Beyond that, I just happened to be in the right place at the right time.
I've never suffered stage fright. That fascinates people.
Legend has it that when God created me, he gave me a big distinctive voice, a lot of boldness and no heart.
Music, in the past few years... anything singable or understandable is square.
My father taught me to read music and play the piano-but not well, even though people have said that I'm a natural musician.
The slapdash way producers used to assemble a show seems a little unbelievable when we talk about them now.
When I'm asked how to succeed in show business, I always say I haven't the foggiest.
Broadway has been very good to me. But then, I've been very good to broadway.
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice.
Any audience that gets a laugh out of me gets it while I'm facing them.
At one time I smoked, but in 1959 I couldn't think of anything else to give up for Lent so I stopped - and I haven't had a cigarette since.
Cole Porter wrote Anything Goes and four more hits for me.
I am known to be able to take care of myself when I become angry. I don't mince words.
I Got Rhythm really put me on the map.
I preferred delivering my performance in person. I liked to be in control. You couldn't be in films.
I wasn't straining at the bit to become a movie star any more than I had plotted to get out of vaudeville and into Broadway musicals.
I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano.
I've made a wonderful living playing that theatrical character - the professional brassy dame.
If I feel in need of sleep, I just open a book or turn on the television. Both are better than any sleeping pill.
Mom and Pop were proud of my popularity, but from their point of view, show business was no way to make a living.
My beloved Mom and Pop always rated tops with each other, and that's the way it will always be.
Of my four marriages, the one to Bob Levitt is the only one I don't regret.
There have been people who have tried to take advantage of me. They want to be linked to me just because I'm Ethel Merman.
Who's happy these days?
When you are in deep conflict about something, sometimes the most trivial thing can tip the scales.
I take a breath when I have to.
As far as dramas are concerned, it's considered passe for playwrights to turn out anything the average person can understand.
Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.
Eisenhower was my war hero and the President I admire and respect most.
I attend surprisingly few shows. The type of theater that is popular today just doesn't appeal to me.
I have been ambitious to be a somebody from the time I was 5 years old.
I was born in my parents' bedroom on January 16. The World Almanac says it was 1909. I say it was 1912. But what difference does it make as long as I feel 33?
I work as often as I want and yet I'm free as a bird.
I'll admit - I was honored to be on the cover of Time.
I've never cooked. I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
In my case, things have pretty much been handed to me.
Mom claimed that I could carry a tune at 2 or 3 years of age. Maybe she was a little prejudiced.
My career at Warner Brothers consisted of one musical short subject. I was running around in a bear skin. Very chic.
Once I had all the attention, all I had to do was deliver.
There's such a thing as theater discipline. One player doesn't appropriate another's inventions.
You gotta have a gimmick.
