Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
— George M. Cohan
I don't care what you say about me, as long as you say something about me, and as long as you spell my name right.
Many a bum show has been saved by the flag.
Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!