No one is guaranteed happiness. You can pursue it, but if you happen to find success along the way on that road to happiness, Conservatives believe you should not be demonized or penalized for it.
— Glenn Beck
The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?'
Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.
I am like Howard Beale. When he came out of the rain and he was like, none of this makes any sense. I am that guy.
You can get rich making fun of me. I know. I've made lots of money making fun of me.
Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.
What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.
Political Correctness doesn't change us, it shuts us up.
I am a conservative, but I am not a zombie.
We just put General Motors in the hands of people who can't even run our own government.
We should reject big government and look inside ourselves for all the things that built this country into what it was.
It's a real blessing for me to tell you, sir, that calvary has arrived - Fox is here!
You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.
I believe that if we get out of people's way, the sky's the limit. The sky is the limit.
Timothy McVeigh was a coward. Violence is the stupid way out. It'll discredit any real legitmate movement.
We're giving our freedoms away. The American experiment was about freedom. Freedom to be stupid, freedom to fail, freedom to succeed.
