John Howard Davies was not a very human person... if you made a mistake of any kind, any sort of pause in speech, he would treat you rather as if he was a schoolmaster.
— Graham Chapman
I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.
Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.
All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.
We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.
Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.
It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us.
Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable.
You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show.
I hope I will have achieved something lasting.
