When I was a player, you only left the club if they wanted to get rid of you. That was your team - if you were at West Ham, you didn't leave until the manager wanted to replace you. You didn't think about playing for Arsenal or Chelsea.
— Harry Redknapp
All my mates are West Ham supporters; I went there at 15.
At West Ham, I was never able to buy the top-flight players. It was a case of looking around, trying to do deals. I was always taking a gamble.
Southampton is my last job. I might have said it before, but this time, I really mean it.
I wouldn't fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn't do it in front of me.
I've heard of Francis Drake and Ted Drake. But I don't know who Drake is.
I love what I do; I want to continue doing it, I work hard at my job.
I enjoy going to Old Trafford. I love the tradition.
I don't hold grudges.
Gareth Bale could play anywhere.
I'm a realist.
I don't know what an email is.
Show me someone who has never made a mistake in their life, and I'll show you a liar. It happens.
Am I scared of anything? Yeah, everything.
I have brought up a fantastic family.
I've not made my name as a wheeler and dealer. Don't say that.
I am completely and utterly disorganised.
I've enjoyed my time at every club I have worked at, I've been lucky, but I won't jump in and finish up working with a chairman I didn't like very much.
My record speaks for itself.
Football wears you out, and when things are not going well, it's not enjoyable.
When I left Portsmouth, I was happy. I'd had a great two years there, but I wanted a break. I needed a break.
I don't think it can be in the genes. If you see the amount of footballers, how many sons play football? Not many.
I don't fear the sack, but I take results home with me. And when I don't win... I am no use to anybody because I get low.
I am not a 34-year-old manager trying to make my way in the game; I have been around a long time.
There's only so much you can say to any group of players before they stop listening.
Two wide men stuck out wide leave you very open in midfield, but it's a strength as well. Going forward, it makes you pretty dangerous to anyone.
For me, sitting there, watching them pass the ball, watching them train - you want to be around good players.
I can't work a computer.
Lots of people do that silly tweeting.
I told Birmingham I don't want nothing, I'm not interested in the money.
I love animals, all animals - apart from cats. I'm a little bit scared of cats.
I have not purposely gone out to try to avoid paying income tax.
I have never written a letter in my life.
I am not going to fiddle taxes. I pay my accountant a fortune to look after me.
I would love to work with a young and upcoming coach somewhere and give him some experience. Something like Gerry Francis overseeing Tony Pulis.
For eight years at West Ham, I made a profit. And I kept them in the Premier League. Took them into Europe.
There're plenty of good people in football - mostly players and managers.
I see it every week - parents shouting and screaming at kids. My dad was the same. He was always there, but he never interfered. Ron Greenwood, who was the manager of West Ham when I was a kid, wouldn't allow any parent to shout from the touchline. He thought players should be allowed to think for themselves.
When I was a kid, there used to be a family section in every club where it would be all kids. That stopped.
I haven't got an old man's brain. I have got a sharp mind and enjoy doing what I do.
I've still got a scrapbook at home of the Munich air crash. I was an Arsenal supporter, and I went with my dad every week. I would have been 11 in 1958 and remember standing at Highbury for the Busby Babes. I remember that was the last game before they jetted off to Europe, and a lot of them never came back.
I very much doubt that it could happen again that any manager would do 20 years with a top Premiership club.
Luka Modric could get into almost any team.
If I could help someone somewhere, help a young manager, I'd love that. I did it at Derby with Darren Wassall and had a great time.
I have never sent a fax, and I've never even sent a text message.
I do get text messages from people with sick jokes on when something terrible has happened. I don't read them; they make me ill. But it does happen, and I'm sure I'm not the only person who gets them.
I don't think I can eat emu.
To try and nick a few quid off the income tax... Why? I am not into that. I don't need that.
We are givers, not takers.
I write like a two-year-old, and I can't spell.
