America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.
— Hunter S. Thompson
Rude people will now & then ask me why I think I know so much about Politics. I tell them it's because I'm Smart... But that is a lie: The real reason is because I'm an incurable Gambling addict.
Some may never live, but the crazy never die.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
By disgracing and degrading the presidency of the United States, by fleeing the White House like a diseased cur, Richard Nixon broke the heart of the American Dream.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.
