It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.
— James Thurber
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
Love is what you've been through with somebody.
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.