The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.
— Jane Wagner
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
