I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
— Janeane Garofalo
When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.