When you have little girls, you're the coolest person in the world. I know at some point that's going to end; in their adolescence I'll become the opposite of that, especially if I'm parked outside a high school party.
— Jerry O'Connell
There's no better feeling than making your little girls laugh.
I highly suggest marriage to all my friends who are dating.
With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!
Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human's eyes.
I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course.
I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.
It's a different experience to be with your kids when your spouse isn't around.
I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.
I get very nervous when I have to take my wedding ring off.
With Jerry Bruckheimer, you know you'll get your money's worth. You're getting huge action sequences, it's going to be funny, and you know it's going to look great.
Horror movies are here to stay, you know? It's not a fad. Even the musical has gone in and out of style from time to time. Horror movies have always been around.
Playing professional football is something I'll never be able to do.
I grew up with all boys in my family, where there was no place for girlie stuff. But it's amazing to walk into my house now. Everything is pink!
I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.
To play a lawyer and have one year of law school under your belt, you sort of know what you're talking about! I'm able to memorize the legal courtroom stuff a lot faster than I would have been able to otherwise.
Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call.
I think it's chauvinistic to think that women don't like to get scared.
I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.
