I've been in the emergency room for food poisoning.
— Jessica St. Clair
In my life, I got a haircut junior year of college that was a real wash-'n-go type of situation. It was short. I had six or seven people say I looked just like Hugh Grant. And I was like, 'That's a man. So... that's not nice.'
My parents sold my childhood home, and I literally was 35 years old, but I cried for, like, two and a half weeks. Like, openly wailed.
The thing with physical comedy is that you have to actually try to do the thing you're trying to do - you can't fake it.
I'm not on Facebook because I can't open the door to the past.
