Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.
— Jimmy Durante
Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
