I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.
— Kathy Griffin
So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.
I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road for months at a time.
I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.
The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and excited just to be on television, and how they move to thinking they are as big as the Friends.
Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.
The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are.
Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.
I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I love the food there.
I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous cancer jokes you've ever heard.
Have I gone too far?
If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.
That's life when you're on the D-list.
