Sending a text and not having to talk takes the pressure off. You are always in control of digital conversations.
— Katie Hopkins
The Conservatives don't need more women. They need women like Karren Brady.
Lots of people ask me, 'What do you do?' Apparently, being a columnist, TV bird, all-round good egg, mother of three, and wife of one is not sufficient for them.
If you are confiding in someone, it needs to be the woman in your life. If that woman is your mother, you may as well scuttle back under her petticoats and let the real women in pencil skirts and tortuous heels get on with the job of husband-hunting.
I spend a fair amount of time chatting to black cab drivers in London.
Scratch below the surface, and you will find I am a patriotic little thing, desperately proud to be part of this island nation.
I celebrate those who wear their red poppies with pride.
There are important rules in life - like not parking on yellow lines or stealing from your neighbour. But some rules are made to be broken.
Ladies, I urge you never to buy a black bathroom suite. 'CBB' decided this would be glamorous. 'CBB' was wrong.
My mother says ladies perspire and men sweat. Clearly, I am more of a man.
When you own a car, you want to keep it looking good, maybe even give it a wash once a week. When you own a house, you try to keep it maintained and don't let the rot set in. When we own something, we look after it. We need to make the same choices with our bodies.
If you can afford to eat yourself fat, you can afford to pay to go to WeightWatchers if you think that is the answer.
While Corbyn would not enjoy the comparison, he and Farage are the same beast - with very different heads.
When the only thing you look forward to in life is lunch, you know you have had your just desserts, and it is time to call it a day.
Women simply cannot stay home and get to the top at work.
Typically, housewives and working mums hate each other like dogs fighting for a bone.
I think overweight people are lazy and that they are bankrupting the country.
I am delighted to be named Troll Of The Year 2013 by 'The Guardian' - a paper read by people called Theo and women called Polly with body issues.
I want my girls to grow up learning that it is important their mum worked like a man.
I hate cars that much, I don't even own one. The last one I bought was a Honda CR-V which I didn't even take for a test drive because I was so disinterested. But I love 'Top Gear.'
If anyone is on my husband's arm, it's going to be me.
You need to think about how you will pay for children before you have them.
There are times this stony heart of mine feels a burst of British pride.
I love Remembrance Sunday.
Fresh air and exercise. That's all you need to stay slim and feel better about life.
Living in the 'Big Brother' house is a bit like living in hell. Only hotter.
Brits have a peculiar sense of humour. I love it.
Some of us have tough lives and find chocolate is a comfort and a friend. And some of us prefer a night on the sofa with Ant & Dec to hitting the gym. But whatever your excuse - and there is always an excuse - we are a nation of fatties.
It takes an awful lot to get me cross.
I am proud to be called the Queen of Mean, and I never mince my words - especially when it comes to fat people.
'Big Brother' reminded me that housemates should be aware of health and safety.
Once you have conquered your profession and are standing at the summit, it is all very well to look back down the slope and indulge yourself with regrets.
It's good that fat schoolchildren are no longer bullied, but it's worrying if they feel it's OK to be large because no one is pointing it out.
Nothing makes me want to scream louder than oldies doddering on to a train at a slow shuffle when the rest of us are just trying to get on with our day.
When I hear a girl has had two babies by the age of 16, I think two things: Is she called Chardonnay, and what is she doing with her life?
The more crap you have had to deal with in your life, the better you are at handling 'Big Brother.'
Women are a strange thing. Like watches, houses, and cars, you really only need one at any moment in your life (French men disagree).
The great thing about letting people be true to themselves is they often do very good things indeed.
I love being on Aussie breakfast TV. They like people who speak their mind and tell it like it is.
Remembering servicemen and women who lost their lives for their country is not about you. It is not about your rights or what you believe in. It is about respect.
Michelle Visage rocks.
Call me old-fashioned, but armpit hair is not high up there on my wish list of things to have.
When you are bringing up your kids, you hope you have given them some sense of right and wrong, a sense of good and bad.
Cancer is a cruel killer. It creeps up on us when we aren't expecting it. But cake is not cancer. A doughnut does not creep up on you.
Corbyn has reignited Labour.
I am very good at being told off and rather enjoy it.
I've always said when age or infirmity gets the better of me, I'm off to whichever civilised country lets the elderly die with dignity.
Stay-at-home mums love working mums to feel guilty. They sacrificed everything for their children.
I've said in the past that if I were Prime Minister, I would ban obesity.
