I would very much like to direct, star, perform, and just be a general auteur.
— Kayvan Novak
I'm quite lucky, really: I don't get recognised too much.
Doing a series of 'Facejacker' takes about nine months. It's pretty intense.
My dad was quite political in the Seventies. He has a definite opinion about politics and things going on in the world.
I enjoyed school until the age of 13 - I loved my teachers, my friends. Then, suddenly, you get thrown into a boys' school, and the ecosystem changed, and I wasn't sure where I fitted in. I was still always the clown, but I wasn't inspired, I guess.
I'm the guy that can play all the different races and get away with it.
I think I've exhausted all my options in the U.K., unless I become a game show host.
I tick that cliched box of being the class clown. I've always done impressions and characters, so I'm very lucky that I get to do that as a career now.
I want to be James Bond! I don't want to be Doctor Who.
Getting expelled from secondary school and going to a more arty-farty college gave me the incentive to perform and opened some doors.
My signature dish is a khoresht fesenjan. It's a stew with pomegranate and walnuts.
I had a niche. And my niche was that I was brown. So it's like, 'Great, I get to go up for all these 'brown parts.'' I call them 'brown parts' because that's what they are. That's not to be resentful, because I loved playing those parts - I got to meet so many cool actors.
You don't read many positive things about Iran in the press, which is depressing, but when I go back to my grandparents' house in the hills, and I'm sitting by the pool, sipping a bootleg Turkish beer, watching a pirate DVD, eating my grandma's cooking... you realise there is a real bridge between politics and country and people.
Of course being in movies is very exciting, and it's a wonderful thing for an actor to do.
Paul Verhoeven is one of my favourite directors. I love his ability to mash extreme violence with humour and satire.
Years ago, I was watching a debate on Fox News, when I thought, 'These guys are basically like pranksters, they bring the people in and wind them up.' I was like, 'That's what I do!'
I have been 'absorbing' people - their voices, their mannerisms - all my life, to the point where I am a sort of Frankenstein of different people. My own speaking voice is, in fact, a mixture of how my two best mates speak, because they are cool, and I am not.
'Cuban Fury' was a big production for a first time director to handle: I think it is very easy to become very stressful and for it to get the better of you.
The more channels putting money into quality programming the better.
I can't really walk down the street as Brian Badonde without someone going, 'Bwark.'
I was born in London! I'm as Western as you get.
My characters are much more famous than I am, so I don't crave attention; I just crave working and doing good work. Having a feeling of self-worth.
From 'Fonejacker,' multiculturalism has been a big part of my repertoire.
I've got to follow in the footsteps of Sacha Baron Cohen and do a prank show, or a film with real elements to it.
My first love is doing my own comedy stuff.
I put my parents through mini hell with my laziness and poor grades, so I love making them laugh when they see me on television. When I work, I'm always thinking, 'Would my mother find this funny?' The belly-laugh jokes will hit her every time.
I met the Gallagher brothers, and Noel was quoting my 'Fonejacker' catchphrases. Hearing your heroes quote you is incredible.
There's a really geeky YouTube channel which I love. It's a guy called Oliver Harper. He makes documentaries about films. He's a real movie buff - there's loads of trivia and detail.
Why did Barry Humphries play Dame Edna for so many years? Why is Steve Coogan still doing Alan Partridge? Because there are just one or two characters they love doing. I'm lucky enough to have six that I'm crazy about.
I'm Iranian, which means I feel that I have more right to take off other races and religions, being an 'ethnic' myself. But it's a mythical character, the Fonejacker, and it's all tongue in cheek.
I think it's always difficult to get a show on telly, whether you're George Clooney or just starting out. But there's room. If you're into it, chase it. You'll get it.
Being funny was something I was doing before I understood what that even was. Now I'm making a career out of it.
I had to fool the world into accepting me. I didn't seem to fit the mould of my idols.
When I do an impression of someone or when I am pretending to be someone else, something freaky happens: I feel the person I am mimicking behind my eyeballs. Their head is sitting perfectly inside mine, helping me project a false self out on to the world. And it's not always a choice.
Character building is one of my favourite things to do.
The biggest mistake you can make with a prank show is remove the 'real' element, which is the funniest thing.
When a son tells a dad to trust him, it goes against every instinct in his body to do so.
I just want to keep doing my comedy work because that's what I do. I made a name for myself playing other characters.
My pranks have never been about getting a negative reaction. They've always been a tolerance test for the person I'm engaging with.
What I would say about the Trump travel ban is there goes my Hollywood career!
I want to do a 'Facejacker' film. I want to explore the characters more, maybe do a Terry Tibbs chat show.
I think a lot of comedians are desperate to show their serious side, but I got that off my chest early on in my career.
Comedy is in my bones.
I miss watching TV and thinking they were all real. I used to feel like that about 'Neighbours.'
'MasterChef' is pretty good.
I was born in London. In a lot of ways I'm English, but I have this Iranianness, this culture instilled by my parents, by my family.
People say they don't want to call a call-centre in India. Why not? They're doing the same job - you just don't like Indians.
Stanley Tucci is a classy actor, and Ian Holm is very short but equally classy - and both are also amazing.
When I wind someone up, it's never to make them feel angry or aggressive; that doesn't make good telly. It's about uncovering a layer of themselves that is kind of sweet and nice.
Thank God for my imagination. For my abilities to mimic.
