I'm a walking, talking enigma.
— Larry David
I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
Drugs scared me.
And eventually as I kept writing it, something emerged that was not quite me but a version of me.
Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
I just feed off the energy of the audience.
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
At first, I didn't realize it was gonna be a character. I just thought I was gonna be doing me.
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
I don't think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It's not even interesting to me.
Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy.
Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.
