If you don't cop the ZO2s, you're not a baller.
— LaVar Ball
To make me cry you've got to hit me with a 2-by-4.
My boys are Balls - they expect to win.
If you want something, and you want it, you shouldn't just go and steal it.
My title is LaVar Ball, the big baller, the CEO of the Big Baller Brand.
I really don't have a relationship with LeBron. I like it. He ain't done nothing bad to me, I ain't done nothing bad to him. So, as long as we good, we'll be all right.
I'm from L.A. I've seen a lot worse things happen than a guy taking some glasses.
I was 270 lbs with a 48-inch vertical, benching 500 pounds, running a 4.5, 4.6.
Luke Walton was the worst coach ever for Lonzo 'cause he had a losing mentality.
To get my boys a little $100,000 car, that's nothing.
I don't want this to sound racist, but most Orientals are nonconfrontational. They'll let things slide. I'm not like that.
I don't even tweet.
My boys don't lose too much.
When you're a snake charmer, you're gonna get bit.
In Hollywood, anything's possible.
If you got a kid that makes everybody better, you mean to tell me you wouldn't take him over a guy that's averaging 40 points but the team's losing?
Realistically you can't win no championship with three white guys because the foot speed is too slow.
Even if you don't want to hear me, you're going to hear me.
I'm not diplomatic.
You have people that make suggestions you got people that do things.
If you look at my boys, the one thing they do do is win.
I ain't no Kardashain, I ain't Kris Jenner. We the Balls, welcome to the Ball era.
You gotta use cuss words when you don't have no intellect.
Our family stick together.
