Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
— Mae West
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
A hard man is good to find.
A man's kiss is his signature.
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Sex is emotion in motion.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
