Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.
— Margaret Smith
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said 'No.'
