Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
— Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
