I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
— Norm MacDonald
I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals.
I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.
