A big part of football is the team aspect.
— Pat McAfee
My life is just a ridiculous one.
If people don't know what a punter is in football, they're not going to know what a fourth down kicker is, either.
Deion Sanders played two sports, and Bo Jackson played two sports. I'm not athletic enough to do two sports, but I think I'm good enough to do two professions and do them pretty well at a high level.
I think exposure for kickers and punters is not that bad of a thing. I think it's come a long way, and hopefully, in the future, kickers and punters won't be mocked as much.
Take life for what it is, which is very precious, and that's what moments happen.
It is an incredible honor to be named the Colts' Walter Payton Man of the Year.
As long as folks are happy, I'm happy.
My knees have just gotten to the point where they just get beat up.
I appreciate our men and women in uniform so much. They are the real heroes. I can't fathom the selflessness involved in serving our country.
I'm not built to have a bald head. I've got a huge sniffer.
Baron Corbin and I know each other well. I'm not a golden gloves boxer at all, so I think our backgrounds might be a bit different, but I think he's incredible on the microphone.
If I hit a bad punt, and some guys don't make a tackle, and I have to make a tackle for them, that's my opportunity to step up for my teammates.
I enjoy making people happy, and hopefully, people enjoy it and have a good time.
I think the XFL has a good chance. With the way sports gambling is coming to be and the people they have running that league, I think Vince does not want to fail again.
I love 'The Impractical Jokers.' I watch them all the time.
Honestly, it's what the world's all about and what life's all about - fulfillment and making people's lives better.
We all understand there's an inherent risk when you step on the field in football.
I find myself in pretty hilarious situations.
I assume there's a lot of intelligent football fans in England.
You would think doing comedy would be nerve wracking, but punting and kicking footballs gets me more nervous.
I have to really work hard at my craft.
I played soccer in the Alps when I was a kid. There was a blizzard that happened. And little local German kids were out there shoveling lines. Keeping it moving.
In the darkest of times, the most fulfilling thing in the world is finding the light.
Love is love to me.
I played soccer my whole life. I'm kind of a heavier person, and whenever you kick and punt, no matter how limited an activity it is, my brain and shoulders are going to be OK because I didn't play a tough guy position, but my knees took a lot of wear and tear from the kicking.
Befriending Pro Bowlers and future Hall of Famers is pretty cool, but I'm just enjoying the ride, looking at every day in the NFL as a memorable moment.
Peyton Manning donated, I think, $10 million to start a children's hospital here in Indianapolis. Whenever you see something like that, you go, 'Okay, not only can I be great on the football field, I can also be great off of the field.'
Baron Corbin lived in my house for months when he played for the Colts our rookie year.
I enjoy making plays for my teammates.
With the XFL, I think the engagement with the fans is something that could really help out.
The AAF offered me a commentating spot for their league, and it was literally the day after I signed my deal with the WWE.
I've been blocking people and unfriending people for a long time, and it doesn't take much if I feel like you've slighted me at all.
Leesa has been a partner of mine since I left the NFL and started doing this Internet business. They've been a company that has supported everything that I have going on.
I don't like cheaters.
If I've learned anything from social media, it's truly that the most irrelevant people always say the most absurd stuff.
I've told so many stories to so many friends of mine. I have friends in Pittsburgh, in West Virginia, and in Indy. That's three different demographics of people, and they all laughed, so I assumed that if I find something funny and all my friends find something funny, I hope people everywhere will find it funny.
I'm a blue-collar American who enjoys life and who just happens to be good at punting footballs.
Any time you get on the field, there's a possible chance of that happening. I think you're trying to make a play, and there is an inherent risk where you could get blindsided.
I'm real excited to turn my obsessive-type focus towards making the world a happier place.
Although sometimes it's very difficult, if you're willing to look hard enough, you can find positives in every situation.
Let's say I go completely broke, I'm about to star in the next '30 for 30: Broke.'
I can't do anything better than Pat White. I love that dude. Was an honor to be on his team in college.
In a world where most billionaires are all about talking about taking care of and helping people, Jim Irsay walks it.
I got arrested for a dumb, dumb incident my second year in the NFL.
If it wasn't for finding out that my right leg could kick a ball really far, which is what I did, I am 100 percent certain that I would be attempting to be or would be a professional wrestler.
I'm gonna do a little radio, a little TV, and just create content in general and hopefully make the world a happier place.
I'll be a fan of the XFL, and if they want me to do something, then I'd love to... not to play. I'm not gonna play. I'm done with that, but everything else is fair game.
I feel like it's my job to potentially make fun of people publicly, but I do it in a fun manner.
If I feel like you've disrespected me, you might as well just be dead to me.
