Twitter is really - I got very addicted to it just because it's so simple, and it's like a video game for comedy writers to just do a one-liner about something.
— Paula Pell
I've always felt, even with sketches, that if you don't care about these people, then it doesn't matter.
It was really fun to start writing movies because you could actually take characters whose voice you enjoy writing in and have actual things happen to them for more than five minutes. It was really fun to thread it together.
I think women are taking charge of the origins of a production, which is the most important part. Because you can't be a victim of whatever people ask you to do.
Starting probably with Janeane Garofalo and that era of stand-up ladies who were starting to be more brainy and strong and clever, guys started noticing those girls as sexy smart. I always called it smarxy.
If you're hired to be a funny person, you have to trust your judgment but also be open because sometimes you think something's funny, and the next day you read it and go, 'Oh, my God.'
I grew up where the repercussion of you having an opinion was being 'cocky,' or people would be mad at you. And I have finally learnt that it is better for them to be mad at you and disagree than you be so mad at yourself all of the time for not speaking up.
I'm a plus-size person, so when I tried to go into the Gap, I used to just walk out of there shaking my head because they have nothing that fits me.
I was born in Joliet, Illinois. It was totally Midwestern - small, little house, two great parents, and a sister and a beagle.
I'm a late bloomer, so I'm going to embrace it all.
My sister is three years older and super foxy, and I always looked like a 50 year old woman.
I have worked with many, many talented and dedicated people.
I'm a big hit at parties. Friends ask me to sing B-I-N-G-O all the time. I'm thinking, you know, of maybe putting out a Christmas album or something.
I was always a bit of a class clown.
Tina Fey is a very old friend of mine, and I adore her.
I went to college at University of Tennessee.
When I finally finished writing 'Sisters,' I started getting hired for lots of rewrites.
I've got my foot in 'Saturday Night Live,' and my heart is there in a lot of ways, but I'm really pushing myself to do these new projects. It's scary as hell, but it's fun to have other things to keep my creative brain cooking.
It takes a special kind of family to bathe together in their 40s.
I've always loved the use of the word 'thick' when it comes to heavy because it's always a positive thing.
I was half Catskills comedian, half 1800s matron.
My sister was three years older than me, and she was like the stone-cold '70s fox. I looked like a short Polish farm woman, and so our journals were wildly different.
My sister's journal was the romantic one with boys, and mine was talking about my rock tumbler. We were so different and so similar.
I'm obsessed with 'Rocky.' We went 13 times to the theater.
'Hudson Valley Ballers' is just the joy of my life.
You're under the gun at all times because it's live TV. A lot of time, between dress and air, you're having to come with an entire ending to your sketch that gets an even better, bigger laugh - which is terrifying... People are filing into the audience, and you're writing a new joke for the end of it.
Young, handsome men never flirt with me. I get heat from old dudes that run the parking garages.
At my confirmation, where you get the Holy Spirit, I came down the stairs at my party and had torn, like, 80 holes in my pantyhose and said I had the Holy Spirit, and just would do things like that all the time.
I think it helps in any comedy room for a woman to have very strong, respected convictions, because then it opens the door up a little bit for other women to have that.
I was always a total ham, but my dad really taught me that.
My specialty at 'SNL' was doing triage. There was always a great need for someone to say, 'Make this funnier. Give me an ending for this. What's a better big laugh for this towards the end? What's a better physical joke in this?' And I just really, over time, honed that specific thing so well.
All the women I've grown up with at 'SNL' and other areas, and even the women that work with Judd Apatow, all those women are powerful, assertive women that have great material, and they just produce themselves.
I'd always be loaning my sister money, knowing full well I wasn't going to get it back. But she had the kids, and that paid me back.
It's easy to trick yourself into thinking something's funnier than it is.
I have written before, but I was primarily an actor and improvisational performer.
Commercials used to have such a serious tone to them or a really corny tone.
I went to a Catholic girls' school before we moved to Florida when I was 15.
I was really dramatic, really concerned with love or life.
I was a very earthly, matronly, plus-size little girl with a pure heart.
Some children challenge themselves to maybe run a marathon or something. I challenged myself to stay up for two days and make cinnamon toast and watch the Jerry Lewis Telethon and laugh and cry.
Everyone knows people like that: You're looking at their milky, glazed-over eyes, and you know they're not listening.
I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.
I think, as a woman, you have to really make sure that you're taking care of yourself and make sure that you're covered and you have enough material written for you.
