I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.
— Richard Armour
Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.
It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.
I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.
When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.
Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.
Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.
In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
