I consider myself sort of like a pseudo lawyer. Like, I'm convinced I can solve every case and argue my way.
— Sandra Bullock
I know when I'm getting ready to mess up, I'm going to do it full-on.
Ironing is comfort. It's control. I'm a nutty person who likes to make sure everything is in its place.
I love fashion. I love couture. I'm going to erect a shelf in my bedroom with an art light to be the spot for the shoes of the month.
I'm not a fan of reality shows, but I am a fan of people who use their brains and skills and hard work to outsmart people, not to steal someone's man or get drunk on TV.
Leaving my house and getting on to a red carpet is always crazy for me, because you have to find a way to be comfortable in the most uncomfortable situation imaginable.
My parents were opera singers and voice teachers, so growing up, I admired musicians and dancers.
Fame means when your computer modem is broken, the repair guy comes out to your house a little faster.
I have an expensive hobby: buying homes, redoing them, tearing them down and building them up the way they want to be built. I want to be an architect.
After a while, you have no idea how old you are because you've lied so many times.
Everyone does things for love.
Great acting may be a turn-on, but it won't make me fantasize about the person for a week.
I don't like guys who will lie down and take it. I want someone who'll fight back. I like people who can argue well.
I think every human being has a level of melancholy in life and in general.
I've been in enough films where the studio wanted that extra little cuteness to make it sellable.
I've made mistakes, and I know why I made them, but I made that choice. Nobody's ever made a choice for me.
No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more.
Forensics I've always found absolutely fascinating. Anything to do with clues. And checking things out and solving.
I'm aware that I can be annoying.
I know nothing about love and romance, so I prefer to stick to just comedy.
I just want people to admit that there's no one way to live your life.
Usually comedy is only available to us ladies in the romantic comedy. That's why I hate romantic comedies.
I know nothing about Christianity, nothing about football, and I'm not a Republican.
I think most of us are raised with preconceived notions of the choices we're supposed to make.
I've learned that success comes in a very prickly package. Whether you choose to accept it or not is up to you.
I have these big piano-playing hands. I feel like I should be picking potatoes.
Does age matter? Time doesn't matter.
Falling in love-you should go with it, regardless of whether or not your heart gets smashed. You'll be a better person.
I basically became a cheerleader because I had a very strict mom. That was my way of being a bad girl.
I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know.
I was a brownie for a day. My mom made me stop. She didn't want me to conform.
I've done all my tricks. I'm tired of myself.
Makeup is scary. When I do it myself, it's just mascara, and sometimes I forget even to do that.
The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
As for doing more dramatic work over comedy, I do whatever turns me on at the moment.
I'm controlling, and I want everything orderly, and I need lists. My mind goes a mile a minute. I'm difficult on every single level.
I think in general, romantic comedies tend to take one person's point of view, but every once in a while you get something that is balanced for two people.
You don't have to give birth to someone to have a family.
Getting into television was a total fluke.
If I die tomorrow, will I have gotten everything in the world I've ever wanted? No. But I will have gotten everything that's made me happiest.
I used to be an optimist, but now I know that nothing is going to turn out as I expect.
I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like a pig.
Women are like ovens. We need 5 to 15 minutes to heat up.
Don't corral me, and I'll always come home. Just let me go out and play during the day.
Free is the best. Anything free is good.
I can install toilets. I know all about the wax ring. I can tile floors. I'm learning how to do basic wiring.
I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.
I'm a true believer in karma. You get what you give, whether it's bad or good.
I've lived next door to people all my life. I don't know how cute they think I am.
My first review for the TV movie The Bionic Showdown said I was as interesting as a bus ride.