When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho.
— Sarah Jessica Parker
You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit.
Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.
I write about sex, not love. What do I know about love?
If two people have only one thought between them, something is very wrong.
Balls are to men what purses are to women.
Every once in awhile, a girl has to indulge herself.
I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly.
It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?
So many roads. So many detours. So many choices. So many mistakes.
In a relationship, when does the art of compromise become compromising?
I like my money right where I can see it... hanging in my closet.
Do we need distance to get close?
Can you make a mistake and miss your fate?
Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate.
I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.
When real people fall down in life, they get right back up and keep walking.
To be in a couple, do you have to put your single self on a shelf?
When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews?
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!
Can you really forgive if you can't forget?
I'm very, very concerned about the Bush presidency. I'm worried about the kinds of cuts in domestic programs that mean something to a lot of people, including members of my family, who depend on certain things from the government.