There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
— Sinclair Lewis
Pugnacity is a form of courage, but a very bad form.
What is love? It is the morning and the evening star.
The middle class, that prisoner of the barbarian 20th century.
When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read.
Every compulsion is put upon writers to become safe, polite, obedient, and sterile.
Our American professors like their literature clear and cold and pure and very dead.
He who has seen one cathedral ten times has seen something; he who has seen ten cathedrals once has seen but little; and he who has spent half an hour in each of a hundred cathedrals has seen nothing at all.
Whatever poet, orator or sage may say of it, old age is still old age.
People will buy anything that is 'one to a customer.'
Winter is not a season, it's an occupation.
Intellectually I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I know she is better than every other country.
Damn the great executives, the men of measured merriment, damn the men with careful smiles oh, damn their measured merriment.
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
