You know that saying, bad things don't happen to good people? That's a lie.
— Tori Amos
Some of the most wonderful people are the ones who don't fit into boxes.
What girls do to each other is beyond description. No chinese torture comes close.
In our minds, love and lust are really separated. It's hard to find someone that can be kind and you can trust enough to leave your kids with, and isn't afraid to throw her man up against the wall and lick him from head to toe.
Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a field.