I don't know, I never smoked AstroTurf.
— Tug McGraw
I have no trouble with the twelve inches between my elbow and my palm. It's the seven inches between my ears that's bent.
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.
Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.