I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the 'dahling' thing got started?
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Macho does not prove mucho.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
