I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

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