When you hire directors, you're most concerned about whether or not someone from the outside will get the jokes.

The only interaction I had with my brothers is like negative attention where I'd basically egg them on into beating me up - which was delightful! Otherwise, it was me with a video camera jumping on a bed pretending to be the Ultimate Warrior or setting up my robots making a Transformers movie because I was a lonely kid.

That's what happens when they give guys like me a television show: you try and get toys and Garbage Pail Kids!

Adam F. Goldberg Quotes