As my friend said to me, when you have children, typically in a second marriage, when you're older and you get married again to a woman who would have children, you must always remember that you make sure the children attend a college where the commencement ceremonies are held in a facility with a wheelchair accessible ramp.

I think I'm just like a lot of people who had nothing. We had to amuse ourselves, so we had to become amusing.

Have I thought about having more kids? Oh sure, that would be great; that would be heaven. That would be fantastic.

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