If I've got a black joke, and I can't tell it in Oakland, then I shouldn't tell the joke anywhere else.

Is it my fault that there is a stereotype that black people are not good swimmers? I know that's a joke, but somebody will say, 'I can't believe you would say that.' Well, first of all it's just a joke, and second of all if you watch the Olympics, black people win medals in jumping, running. They don't win any in swimming.

Here's the problem: People have completely and utterly forgotten one thing when it comes to communication - intent.

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