Banking, as far as I can tell, seems to be almost as precise a science as using a slot machine. You either blindly hope for the best, delude yourself into thinking you've worked out a system, or open it up when no one's looking and rig the settings so it'll pay out illegally.

You can tell a lot about a person by the way they treat waiters and shop assistants, especially when you are one.

Like bankers, top footballers are massively overpaid, but at least you comprehend what they're doing for the money.

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