If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.

Most of the people around me have a vested interest in how much money I make. You know, so a celebrity could find themselves in a position where people could have meetings about their life without them involved. And when I say 'their life' I mean not their professional life either. They could talk about their personal life.

Everyone around me says, You're a genius! You're great! That's your voice! But I'm not sure if they're right.

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