I burned down my dorm room freshman year. I was that kid. When you live in small quarters with two guys, the smell in the room starts to take over a little bit. So we decided we wanted our room to smell like fresh baked cookies. So we order a cookie-dough-scented candle off eBay, and then we accidentally burn our room down with that candle.

My secret is just surrounding myself with people who are a lot funnier than me.

My brand of humor is trying to play the situation as real as possible because I'm not the type of guy who is a joke a minute.

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