A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions.

If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny, don't laugh. Or you could possibly go as far as groaning or rolling your eyes. Then you wait for his next joke; if that's funny, then you laugh. If it's not, you don't laugh - or at very worst, you can leave quietly.

Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.

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